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'''Defecation in the high-speed bus'''('''高速バス脱糞''','''Kōsoku basu dappun''') is one of the Karasawa Takahiro defecation series.<br> | |||
== Overview == | == Overview == | ||
Karasawa | An Internet meme begins from former thread title; '''Karasawa Takahiro「Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!」'''<br> | ||
The highway bus appeared in this meme is estimated to be a midnight highway express bus "LionsExpress" that have been operating in Saitama-Fukuoka.<br> | |||
However, this highway bus terminated its service on May 16, 2015.<br> | |||
However, this | |||
Japanese | Japanese | ||
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English | English | ||
Tomorrow was farewell party of | Tomorrow was farewell party of a contemporary of mine in Kyushu. I separated from Sakamoto office and aim to be independent from Hiroshi Karasawa, so I pay travel expenses on my own. | ||
I decided to go using the long-distance bus, which also serves as saving. | I decided to go using the long-distance bus, which also serves as saving. | ||
I was too late for boarding time, because I've never used the long-distance bus. When I boarded the bus, I got a cold stare from everyone. | I was too late for boarding time, because I've never used the long-distance bus. When I boarded the bus, I got a cold stare from everyone. | ||
It reminds me of my junior high school days. I think about the fact that I'm a lawyer. I'm different from them, and erase the unpleasant mood in myself. | It reminds me of my junior high school days. I think about the fact that I'm a lawyer. I'm different from them, and erase the unpleasant mood in myself. | ||
Long-distance bus that I take has four columns. It was a failure that I chose only thinking about the price. Hip aches due to narrow sheet. I thought I would sleep until arriving, but I can't sleep with tension that I'm next to a young woman. | Long-distance bus that I take has four columns. It was a failure that I chose only thinking about the price. Hip aches due to narrow sheet. I thought I would sleep until arriving, but I can't sleep with tension that I'm next to a young woman. | ||
Then, I was going to eat the McDonald's that I bought before taking the bus to | Then, I was going to eat the McDonald's that I bought before taking the bus to satisfy my appetite. I took the Mega Mac from wrapping paper, and had my mouth full. Delicious. | ||
Large coke was empty in no time because of dry air inside the carriage and salty potatoes. | Large coke was empty in no time because of dry air inside the carriage and salty potatoes. | ||
We rested in Ebina SA after a while I satisfy my appetite. There were shops in SA of Ebina, so I enjoyed eating and lost track of time. | We rested in Ebina SA after a while I satisfy my appetite. There were shops in SA of Ebina, so I enjoyed eating and lost track of time. | ||
Taking the bus again, it had departed towards the destination of Kyushu. And then, I felt tremendous defecation desire and unprecedented micturition desire. | Taking the bus again, it had departed towards the destination of Kyushu. And then, I felt tremendous defecation desire and unprecedented micturition desire. | ||
" | "I'm dooomed!! I cant not stand NARYYYY!!!! I'm gonna leak NARYYYYYYYYYY !!!!; bulybulybulydovadobhupabubububooo!!!! Jobobobeaujolais nouveauvovovovo!!!! Bubabbababutchipappappapa!!!!!!" | ||
Queer voice of | Queer voice of a 34-years-old man echoed in the bus bound for Fukuoka. | ||
== Arrangement == | |||
This meme was arranged to various points of view. For example, from a driver of the highway bus, a passenger sitting next to Mr.Karasawa, a seat he sat, french fries he ate, and so on.<br> | |||
Enjoying arrangement of this meme is in fasion among koshinists in July 2014. | |||
== Refer to == | |||
* [[高速バス脱糞]] - Japanese original page | |||
[[Category:English]] | [[Category:English]] | ||
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