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當職は費を省くを欲し、長距離巴士を用ふ。<br><br> | 當職は費を省くを欲し、長距離巴士を用ふ。<br><br> | ||
當職初めて此の巴士を用ひ、乘處を知らずして、當職遲れり。乘客は冷視󠄁を以て當職を睨む。<br> | 當職初めて此の巴士を用ひ、乘處を知らずして、當職遲れり。乘客は冷視󠄁を以て當職を睨む。<br> | ||
其の冷視󠄁は當職をして中學時を思わしむ。「當職は辯護士ナリ、此等當職に若かず」當職之を以て鬱氣を解すを圖れり。<br><br> | |||
巴士は四列の座有り。宜しく廉󠄀價を以て座を選󠄁ぶべからず。此狹くて當職の臀痛む。<br> | |||
當職到るを待ちて眠らんと欲すれど、鄰に少き女有り。此れ當職縮して眠る能はざる所󠄁以ナリ。<br> | |||
當職少しく腹を滿すを欲して、巴士の發する前󠄁に買へる麥當勞（マック）有り、當職之を食󠄁す。 | |||
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當職は大音󠄁を以て其の特大麥（メガマック）を抽き、口を滿すに之を以てす。亦た美からずや。 | 當職は大音󠄁を以て其の特大麥（メガマック）を抽き、口を滿すに之を以てす。亦た美からずや。 | ||
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馬鈴薯條（ポテト）大いに鹹く、且つ車の內甚だ燥く。而して當職卽ち可樂を干す。<br><br> | |||
當職腹を滿たして小時經ち、此の巴士暫く海󠄀老名服務區（サービスエリア）に停す。多類󠄀の店有りて、當職は時經つを忘れて食󠄁ひ步く。<br><br> | 當職腹を滿たして小時經ち、此の巴士暫く海󠄀老名服務區（サービスエリア）に停す。多類󠄀の店有りて、當職は時經つを忘れて食󠄁ひ步く。<br><br> | ||
當職巴士に回り、再び九州へ往く。卽ち當職大いに屎尿せんと欲す。<br> | 當職巴士に回り、再び九州へ往く。卽ち當職大いに屎尿せんと欲す。<br> | ||
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當職欲省費、用長距離巴士。<br><br> | 當職欲省費、用長距離巴士。<br><br> | ||
當職初用此巴士、不知乘處、而當職遲矣。乘客以冷視󠄁睨當職。<br> | 當職初用此巴士、不知乘處、而當職遲矣。乘客以冷視󠄁睨當職。<br> | ||
其冷視󠄁使當職思中學時。「當職者󠄁辯護士也、此等不若當職」當職以之圖解鬱氣。<br><br> | |||
巴士有四列座。不宜以廉󠄀價選󠄁座。此狹而當職臀痛。<br> | |||
當職待到欲眠、而鄰有少女。此所󠄁以當職縮不能眠也。<br> | |||
當職欲少滿腹、而巴士發前󠄁買之麥當勞有、當職食󠄁之。 | 當職欲少滿腹、而巴士發前󠄁買之麥當勞有、當職食󠄁之。 | ||
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當職以大音󠄁抽其特大麥、滿口以之。不亦美乎。 | 當職以大音󠄁抽其特大麥、滿口以之。不亦美乎。 | ||
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馬鈴薯條大鹹、且車內甚燥。而當職卽干可樂。<br><br> | |||
當職滿腹而經小時、此巴士暫停海󠄀老名服務區。有多類󠄀店、當職忘時經而步食󠄁。<br><br> | 當職滿腹而經小時、此巴士暫停海󠄀老名服務區。有多類󠄀店、當職忘時經而步食󠄁。<br><br> | ||
當職回巴士、再往九州。卽當職大欲屎尿。<br> | 當職回巴士、再往九州。卽當職大欲屎尿。<br> | ||
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It’s a farewell party for my colleagues, tomorrow in Kyushu. To get to Kyushu, I got on a ‘cheaper’ intercity bus, ’cause I don’t want to waste my damn coins. | |||
Of course, | Of course, it’s my money! No more I’ll rely on neither that Sakamoto Lawfirm, nor my father Hiroshi. | ||
It was my first time to use the intercity bus. But... my god. I | It was my first time to use the intercity bus. But... my god. I couldn’t find where I supposed to get on the bus for a while! Where is it? | ||
’Cause I got on the bus too late, everyone in this bus got so angry. Look these dudes staring at me! | |||
It made me remind the darkest memory in my middle school. | It made me remind the darkest memory in my middle school. | ||
‘You losers. I AM the LAWYER, you know! I’m not the loser anymore!’ ...Well, I be cool. I should be cool. | |||
The cheaper, the better? I did think so, but that was not true! | The cheaper, the better? I did think so, but that was not true! | ||
This cheap intercity bus with 4-row seats, is too narrow! I felt too uncomfortable on my damn hip! | This cheap intercity bus with 4-row seats, is too narrow! I felt too uncomfortable on my damn hip! | ||
Well, I tried taking some nap, but I | Well, I tried taking some nap, but I couldn’t. Why? ’Cause there was a nice young lady, sitting just next to me. She next to me, makes me so anxious. | ||
I not able to take a nap well. Whatever... I | I not able to take a nap well. Whatever... I couldn’t help but just have some burger ’cause I felt hungry at that moment. | ||
Mmmmm, this MEGA Mac burger is so delicious! | Mmmmm, this MEGA Mac burger is so delicious! | ||
What? Noisy? Never mind. | What? Noisy? Never mind. | ||
And this french potato, | And this french potato, it’s also good, but a little salty. I felt thirsty, so I just quickly had that L-sized coke. | ||
Did I felt satisfied? Nope. I want more! | Did I felt satisfied? Nope. I want more! | ||
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Then.... things suddenly went wrong! Holy SHIT. SHIT!!!! | Then.... things suddenly went wrong! Holy SHIT. SHIT!!!! | ||
“Noooooooooo!!!!! Shit!!!!!! Shit!!!!!! Shit!!!!!!!!” (PooPooPooPooPooSplashSplashSplash!!! PeeeeeePeePeePee!!! PooPooBoomBoomBoomBoom Ka-Boom Ka-Boooooom!!!!!!!!) | |||
My god. In this narrow bus heading to Fukuoka, this, this 34-year-old gentleman, nope, Shitty FATASS epically screams and shits, pees on his pants!! How horrible! | My god. In this narrow bus heading to Fukuoka, this, this 34-year-old gentleman, nope, Shitty FATASS epically screams and shits, pees on his pants!! How horrible! | ||