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=== 古文 === | === 古文 === | ||
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唐澤貴洋（稽古がなかばにひらば学生が身のやみつるなり。） | |||
唐澤貴洋（おいや、をめいて音かい消つべきなり。） | |||
唐澤貴洋「嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼」 | 唐澤貴洋「嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼嗚呼」 | ||
博士「唐澤貴洋殿、な、などうちつけにどよめきたまふらむ。」 | |||
唐澤貴洋「何事にも侍ら（はらはらはらはららららららほろほろほろほろほろはららららら）」 | |||
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=== 跡継ぎ<ref>{{Archive|https://swallow.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/livejupiter/1597307426/|https://archive.ph/EUb3D#selection-145.0-145.27|父洋「貴洋が童貞のまま逝ったら河野家終わるモミ・・・」}}なんJ</ref> === | === 跡継ぎ<ref>{{Archive|https://swallow.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/livejupiter/1597307426/|https://archive.ph/EUb3D#selection-145.0-145.27|父洋「貴洋が童貞のまま逝ったら河野家終わるモミ・・・」}}なんJ</ref> === | ||
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== グローバル路線 == | == グローバル路線 == | ||
=== 中国語版 === | === 中国語版 === | ||
==== | ==== <span lang="zh">序章</span>（プロローグ） ==== | ||
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唐泽贵洋：“换班了nari，今年会被分到哪个班呢nari？” | 唐泽贵洋：“换班了nari，今年会被分到哪个班呢nari？” | ||
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==== | ==== <span lang="zh">一个人的教室</span>（基本） ==== | ||
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唐泽贵洋：（上课的时候拉出来的话初中生活就结束了nari……） | 唐泽贵洋：（上课的时候拉出来的话初中生活就结束了nari……） | ||
唐泽贵洋：（对了，发出很大声音把它掩盖掉吧nari！） | 唐泽贵洋：（对了，发出很大声音把它掩盖掉吧nari！） | ||
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唐泽贵洋：“没什么（不理不理不理不流流流流流！！！不次七七不不不七七七七不理理不不不不呜呜嘤！！！！！！）” | 唐泽贵洋：“没什么（不理不理不理不流流流流流！！！不次七七不不不七七七七不理理不不不不呜呜嘤！！！！！！）” | ||
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==== | ==== <span lang="zh">后唱戏</span>（変則） ==== | ||
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唐泽贵洋：（上课的时候拉出来的话初中生活就结束了nari……） | 唐泽贵洋：（上课的时候拉出来的话初中生活就结束了nari……） | ||
唐泽贵洋：（对了，发出很大声音把它掩…… | 唐泽贵洋：（对了，发出很大声音把它掩…… | ||
唐泽贵洋：“不理不理不理不流流流流流！！！不次七七不不不七七七七不理理不不不不呜呜嘤！！！！！！” | |||
唐泽贵洋：“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！！！！！！！！” | 唐泽贵洋：“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！！！！！！！！” | ||
老师（唐泽洋）：“唐……唐泽贵洋同学！！！” | 老师（唐泽洋）：“唐……唐泽贵洋同学！！！” | ||
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==== | ==== <span lang="zh">Yaman</span>（ヤーマン） ==== | ||
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唐泽贵洋：（对了，和老师说去上厕所吧nari！） | 唐泽贵洋：（对了，和老师说去上厕所吧nari！） | ||
唐泽贵洋：“老师，请问我可以去上个厕所吗？” | 唐泽贵洋：“老师，请问我可以去上个厕所吗？” | ||
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唐泽贵洋：“不理不理不理不流流流流流！！！不次七七不不不七七七七不理理不不不不呜呜嘤！！！！！！” | 唐泽贵洋：“不理不理不理不流流流流流！！！不次七七不不不七七七七不理理不不不不呜呜嘤！！！！！！” | ||
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==== | ==== <span lang="zh">嵯峨山和唐泽</span>（嵯峨山と唐澤） ==== | ||
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嵯峨山：“屎要快拉出来了……” | 嵯峨山：“屎要快拉出来了……” | ||
嵯峨山：（和老师说一下吧） | 嵯峨山：（和老师说一下吧） | ||
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唐泽贵洋：“不理不理不理不流流流流流！！！不次七七不不不七七七七不理理不不不不呜呜嘤！！！！！！” | 唐泽贵洋：“不理不理不理不流流流流流！！！不次七七不不不七七七七不理理不不不不呜呜嘤！！！！！！” | ||
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==== [https://www.bilibili.com/video/av43273458 | ==== [https://www.bilibili.com/video/av43273458 <span lang="zh">迫真机翻版</span>（迫真機械翻訳版）] ==== | ||
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唐泽贵洋：“类排序南瑞，今年什么套变成什么？” | 唐泽贵洋：“类排序南瑞，今年什么套变成什么？” | ||
（噔噔咚！！！！！） | （噔噔咚！！！！！） | ||
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=== 英語版 === | === 英語版 === | ||
==== | ==== <span lang="en">Usual</span>（基本） ==== | ||
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Takahiro Karasawa (If you go out in class, your junior high school life will end ...) | Takahiro Karasawa (If you go out in class, your junior high school life will end ...) | ||
Takahiro Karasawa (Yeah, | Takahiro Karasawa (Yeah, let’s make a loud noise!) | ||
Takahiro Karasawa | Takahiro Karasawa “Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!!!!!!” | ||
Teacher | Teacher “Takahiro Karasawa, You were out loud. Are you OK?” | ||
Takahiro Karasawa | Takahiro Karasawa “No problem(Bribli Rib Ryu Ryu Ryu Ryu Ryu!!!!!! Butch Chib Bu Buchi Chi Chi Brich Ili Bub Bu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)) | ||
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==== Inversed | ==== <span lang="en">Inversed</span>（変則） ==== | ||
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Takahiro Karasawa (If you go out in class, your junior high school life will end ...) | Takahiro Karasawa (If you go out in class, your junior high school life will end ...) | ||
Takahiro Karasawa (Yeah, | Takahiro Karasawa (Yeah, let’s make a loud noise!) | ||
Takahiro Karasawa (Bribli Rib Ryu Ryu Ryu Ryu Ryu !!!!!! Butch Chib Bu Buchi Chi Chi Brich Ili Bub Bu !!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!)) | Takahiro Karasawa (Bribli Rib Ryu Ryu Ryu Ryu Ryu!!!!!! Butch Chib Bu Buchi Chi Chi Brich Ili Bub Bu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)) | ||
Takahiro Karasawa | Takahiro Karasawa “Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!!!!!!” | ||
Teacher | Teacher “Takahiro Karasawa...” | ||
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==== Yaman | ==== <span lang="en">Yaman</span>（ヤーマン） ==== | ||
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Takahiro Karasawa (Yes, tell the teacher and go to the toilet!) | Takahiro Karasawa (Yes, tell the teacher and go to the toilet!) | ||
Takahiro Karasawa | Takahiro Karasawa “Excuses me, can I go to the toilet?” | ||
Teacher | Teacher “Sorry, you can’t.” | ||
Takahiro Karasawa | Takahiro Karasawa “Bribli Rib Ryu Ryu Ryu Ryu Ryu!!!!!! Butch Chib Bu Buchi Chi Chi Brich Ili Bub Bu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” | ||
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==== Empty ear Ver.（空耳版） ==== | ==== <span lang="en">Empty ear Ver.</span>（空耳版） ==== | ||
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Carl a Sir war tack a hero（Do go two need dash shit are,to gack say cuts oh ward roux nard eat …）. | Carl a Sir war tack a hero（Do go two need dash shit are,to gack say cuts oh ward roux nard eat …）. | ||
Carl a Sir war tack a hero（saw da,war go eight dash shit eight auto war car key case nard eat!）. | Carl a Sir war tack a hero（saw da,war go eight dash shit eight auto war car key case nard eat!）. | ||
Carl a Sir war tack a hero「are are are are are are are are are!!!!!!!!!!!!!」. | Carl a Sir war tack a hero「are are are are are are are are are!!!!!!!!!!!!!」. | ||
teacher「Carl a Sir war tack a hero corn, | teacher「Carl a Sir war tack a hero corn, Don’t dough shit ton da it key nard eat war go eight da shit」. | ||
Carl a Sir war tack a hero「non demo nard (Boo lee Boo lee Boo lee Boo Liu Liu Liu Liu Liu Liu !!!!!!!!!!!! Boo tea tea Boo Boo Boo tea tea tea tea Boo lee lee Boo Boo Boo Boo woo woo woo uh」. | Carl a Sir war tack a hero「non demo nard (Boo lee Boo lee Boo lee Boo Liu Liu Liu Liu Liu Liu !!!!!!!!!!!! Boo tea tea Boo Boo Boo tea tea tea tea Boo lee lee Boo Boo Boo Boo woo woo woo uh」. | ||
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