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-------- | '''Defecation in the high-speed bus'''('''高速バス脱糞''','''Kōsoku basu dappun''') is one of the Karasawa Takahiro defecation series.<br> | ||
== Overview == | |||
An Internet meme begins from former thread title; '''Karasawa Takahiro「Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!」'''<br> | |||
The highway bus appeared in this meme is estimated to be a midnight highway express bus "LionsExpress" that have been operating in Saitama-Fukuoka.<br> | |||
However, this highway bus terminated its service on May 16, 2015.<br> | |||
Japanese | |||
明日は九州で同期の送別会。坂本事務所から独立し、唐澤洋からの自立を目指す当職は自分で交通費を出す。当職は節約も兼ねて長距離バスを利用して行くことにした。 | |||
長距離バスの利用は初めてだったのでバス乗り場がわからず大遅刻、搭乗するさいにみんなから冷ややかな目で見られてしまった。 | |||
冷ややかな視線に中学時代を思い出す。「自分は弁護士だ、こいつらとは違う」とそう思いこみ、嫌な気分をかき消した。 | |||
当職が乗る長距離バスは4列だ。値段で選んだのは失敗だった。狭いシートに尻が痛む。 | |||
到着するまで寝ようと思ったが隣が若い女性ということもあり緊張して寝られなかった。 | |||
そこで当職は小腹を満たすためにバス乗る前に買ったマックを食べることにした。 | |||
ガサゴソと包装紙からメガマックを取り出し口いっぱいにほおばる。たまらない。 | |||
ポテトの塩が濃かったのと車内が乾燥してるせいもあってLサイズのコーラはあっという間に空になった。 | |||
腹を満たしてしばらくするとバスは海老名SAで休憩についた。海老名のSAにはいろんな店があり当職は時間を忘れて食べ歩きした。 | |||
再びバスに乗り、バスは目的地の九州へ向けバスは出発したのも束の間、当職に凄まじい便意とかつてない尿意に降りかかった。 | |||
「もぉダメェ！！我慢できないナリ！！漏れちゃうナリィィィィィ！！（ﾌﾞﾘﾌﾞﾘﾌﾞﾘﾄﾞﾊﾞﾄﾞﾋﾞｭﾊﾟｯﾌﾞﾌﾞﾌﾞﾌﾞｩ!!!!!ｼﾞｮﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞｼﾞｮﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞ!!!!!!!ﾌﾞﾊﾞｯﾊﾞﾊﾞﾌﾞｯﾁｯﾊﾟｯﾊﾟｯﾊﾟﾊﾟ!!!!!!」 | |||
齢三十四にもなる男の奇声が福岡行きのバスの中でこだました。 | |||
English | |||
Tomorrow was farewell party of a contemporary of mine in Kyushu. I separated from Sakamoto office and aim to be independent from Hiroshi Karasawa, so I pay travel expenses on my own. | |||
I decided to go using the long-distance bus, which also serves as saving. | |||
I was too late for boarding time, because I've never used the long-distance bus. When I boarded the bus, I got a cold stare from everyone. | |||
It reminds me of my junior high school days. I think about the fact that I'm a lawyer. I'm different from them, and erase the unpleasant mood in myself. | |||
Long-distance bus that I take has four columns. It was a failure that I chose only thinking about the price. Hip aches due to narrow sheet. I thought I would sleep until arriving, but I can't sleep with tension that I'm next to a young woman. | |||
Then, I was going to eat the McDonald's that I bought before taking the bus to satisfy my appetite. I took the Mega Mac from wrapping paper, and had my mouth full. Delicious. | |||
Large coke was empty in no time because of dry air inside the carriage and salty potatoes. | |||
We rested in Ebina SA after a while I satisfy my appetite. There were shops in SA of Ebina, so I enjoyed eating and lost track of time. | |||
Taking the bus again, it had departed towards the destination of Kyushu. And then, I felt tremendous defecation desire and unprecedented micturition desire. | |||
"I'm dooomed!! I cant not stand NARYYYY!!!! I'm gonna leak NARYYYYYYYYYY !!!!; bulybulybulydovadobhupabubububooo!!!! Jobobobeaujolais nouveauvovovovo!!!! Bubabbababutchipappappapa!!!!!!" | |||
Queer voice of a 34-years-old man echoed in the bus bound for Fukuoka. | |||
== Arrangement == | |||
This meme was arranged to various points of view. For example, from a driver of the highway bus, a passenger sitting next to Mr.Karasawa, a seat he sat, french fries he ate, and so on.<br> | |||
Enjoying arrangement of this meme is in fasion among koshinists in July 2014. | |||
== Refer to == | |||
* [[高速バス脱糞]] - Japanese original page | |||
[[Category:English]] | |||