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*>色違いポケモンを見つけた新芋 ("It's over"「その件は解決して終了した」ではなく"I'm doomed"「絶望だ」の方が適切と感じたので勝手に修正) |
*>色違いポケモンを見つけた新芋 ("synchronization"は「同期すること」であり、「私と同じ年に入学・入社した人」は"my contemporary"とすべき) |
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Tomorrow was farewell party of | Tomorrow was farewell party of a contemporary of mine in Kyushu. I separated from Sakamoto office and aim to be independent from Hiroshi Karasawa, so I pay travel expenses on my own. | ||
I decided to go using the long-distance bus, which also serves as saving. | I decided to go using the long-distance bus, which also serves as saving. | ||
I was too late for boarding time, because I've never used the long-distance bus. When I boarded the bus, I got a cold stare from everyone. | I was too late for boarding time, because I've never used the long-distance bus. When I boarded the bus, I got a cold stare from everyone. | ||
2016年3月25日 (金) 09:34時点における版
Defecation in the high-speed bus is one of the Karasawa Takahiro defecation series.
Overview
Karasawa Takahiro「ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah !!!」
One of the poem that begins from this thread title.
High-speed bus that appeared is estimated to be a night express bus "LionsExpress" that have been operating in Saitama-Fukuoka.
However, this high-speed bus terminated its service May 16, 2015.
Japanese 明日は九州で同期の送別会。坂本事務所から独立し、唐澤洋からの自立を目指す当職は自分で交通費を出す。当職は節約も兼ねて長距離バスを利用して行くことにした。 長距離バスの利用は初めてだったのでバス乗り場がわからず大遅刻、搭乗するさいにみんなから冷ややかな目で見られてしまった。 冷ややかな視線に中学時代を思い出す。「自分は弁護士だ、こいつらとは違う」とそう思いこみ、嫌な気分をかき消した。 当職が乗る長距離バスは4列だ。値段で選んだのは失敗だった。狭いシートに尻が痛む。 到着するまで寝ようと思ったが隣が若い女性ということもあり緊張して寝られなかった。 そこで当職は小腹を満たすためにバス乗る前に買ったマックを食べることにした。 ガサゴソと包装紙からメガマックを取り出し口いっぱいにほおばる。たまらない。 ポテトの塩が濃かったのと車内が乾燥してるせいもあってLサイズのコーラはあっという間に空になった。 腹を満たしてしばらくするとバスは海老名SAで休憩についた。海老名のSAにはいろんな店があり当職は時間を忘れて食べ歩きした。 再びバスに乗り、バスは目的地の九州へ向けバスは出発したのも束の間、当職に凄まじい便意とかつてない尿意に降りかかった。 「もぉダメェ！！我慢できないナリ！！漏れちゃうナリィィィィィ！！（ﾌﾞﾘﾌﾞﾘﾌﾞﾘﾄﾞﾊﾞﾄﾞﾋﾞｭﾊﾟｯﾌﾞﾌﾞﾌﾞﾌﾞｩ!!!!!ｼﾞｮﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞｼﾞｮﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞ!!!!!!!ﾌﾞﾊﾞｯﾊﾞﾊﾞﾌﾞｯﾁｯﾊﾟｯﾊﾟｯﾊﾟﾊﾟ!!!!!!」 齢三十四にもなる男の奇声が福岡行きのバスの中でこだました。
English Tomorrow was farewell party of a contemporary of mine in Kyushu. I separated from Sakamoto office and aim to be independent from Hiroshi Karasawa, so I pay travel expenses on my own. I decided to go using the long-distance bus, which also serves as saving. I was too late for boarding time, because I've never used the long-distance bus. When I boarded the bus, I got a cold stare from everyone. It reminds me of my junior high school days. I think about the fact that I'm a lawyer. I'm different from them, and erase the unpleasant mood in myself. Long-distance bus that I take has four columns. It was a failure that I chose only thinking about the price. Hip aches due to narrow sheet. I thought I would sleep until arriving, but I can't sleep with tension that I'm next to a young woman. Then, I was going to eat the McDonald's that I bought before taking the bus to fill my stomach. I took the Mega Mac from wrapping paper, and had my mouth full. Delicious. Large coke was empty in no time because of dry air inside the carriage and salty potatoes. We rested in Ebina SA after a while I satisfy my appetite. There were shops in SA of Ebina, so I enjoyed eating and lost track of time. Taking the bus again, it had departed towards the destination of Kyushu. And then, I felt tremendous defecation desire and unprecedented micturition desire. "I'm dooomed!! I cant not stand NALYYYY!!!! I'm gonna leak NALYYYYYYYYYY !!!!; bulybulybulydovadobhupabubububooo!!!! Jobobobeaujolais nouveauvovovovo!!!! Bubabbababutchipappappapa!!!!!!" Queer voice of the 34-years-old man echoed in the bus for Fukuoka.